There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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