Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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