You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Say something about gay babies.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Michael Bay diarrhea
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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