Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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