Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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