The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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