It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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