He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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