Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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