just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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