Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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