we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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