Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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