i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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