i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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