Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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