Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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