I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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