come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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