No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS