TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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