He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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40s are totally the cure
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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