can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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