i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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