Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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