Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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