i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
