My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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