boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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