Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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