I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So many bounce houses so little time
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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