I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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