You're completely useless in the revolution.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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