Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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