Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵