Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
