I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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