I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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