this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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