Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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