He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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