I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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