That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize