tell your sister to shave her snatch
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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