Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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