the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you would pick up someone in the library
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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