dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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