That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
