I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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