try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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