We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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