This girl is more easily done than said...
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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