I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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