And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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