I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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