so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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